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fuckyeahlolawolf:

“I’ve been doing a lot of overthinking. I’ve been trying to let that go, in a productive way, trust my first mind, don’t double ask.”
—SZA

“I feel like with women, people start hating only when you’re doing something that’s working.”
—Zoë

SZA & Zoë Kravitz: IN FOCUS.

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drovie:

afkland:

drovie:

drovie:

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.

it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

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That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

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nico-incognito:

nerdyblackfangirl:

asinine-sunshine:

GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.

(Can someone caption this?)

Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:

Black student: [unintelligible—and then]  …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —

White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…

Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.

[Other students gasps]

White student: Go ahead. Finish.

Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’

White teacher: I didn’t say that—

[Various students disagree]

White teacher: I said I want to control the border!

Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many 

White teacher: I did not say that.

[Various students disagree]

Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.

Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.

[Various students agree]

Random: Mayonnaise!

[Students laugh]

Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—

White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—

Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.

White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.

Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.

White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?

Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—

White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!

Students: A black man!

*Various sounds of incredulity*

Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!

Random: GO OFF 

Other Random: GO OFF–

*The class is in an uproar*

Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!

White teacher: Do we have to yell?!

Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.

(Source: twitter.com, via humorrelated)

Posted: 2 years ago - With: 507,395 notes - Reblog

dogsenpai:

me: *watching stranger things*

strange thing: *happens*

me:

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tarynel:

denisefromoffgrovestreet:

lyonnnss:

ayooodevo:

morganalysha:

tarynel:

thagreatvino:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀 #CivilWar

LMFAO!!!

@lexohsinsanityy @kraizynkonfuzed @ayooodevo ☝🏾️😂 I’m sooooo done with tumblr 😩😩😩😩

LMAAAAAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

IM CRYINGGGGG 😭😭😭

Lawd!

This is still fucking hilarious somebody show this to Chadwick

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micdotcom:

Watch: Michelle Obama’s speech on the Trump tapes should be required viewing for all Americans

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micdotcom:

Watch: Nike features badass trans duathlete Chris Mosier in its new ad

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Posted: 2 years ago - With: 178,198 notes - Reblog

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

dadd:

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feels-ships-lunars:

thelunarchroniclesthoughts:

missprincessdancingsunshine:

prettylittleliarsfan901:

shippinglucaya:

riarkling:

bitchwithwifivevo:

celestialkeyprincess:

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blondespancakes:

insidethe99:

patrick-kanes-nose:

i-likethesummer-rain:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

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Posted: 2 years ago - With: 4,295,501 notes - Reblog

pyrosassin64:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

butt-berry:

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

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Lots of variety this year!

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A late bloomer!

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Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

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Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

this is pure and good

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shslbabealicious:

cosmic-hart:

harrisonfords:

thediyguy:

The Naco, serves 5-6

Remember in Kim Possible how Ron, Kim, Monique, and Rufus would hang out at Bueno Nacho and Ron would make himself the Naco? It’s the combination of a taco and nachos. To make this easy dish all you will need is:

-20oz ground meat (I used Jennie-O seasoned ground turkey)
-Tortilla chips (preferably triangle shaped)
-Nacho cheese (home made or store bought)
-The largest tortillas you can find at your store
-Chopped lettuce and tomatoes

Take one large tortilla and lightly heat it, do not make it  crispy as it needs to fold up. Add a small layer of nacho cheese as your base. Then pile up the tortilla using the tortilla chips, cheese, ground meat, and lettuce/tomatoes. Then take two corners and fold them up. You can use nacho cheese to paste the two ends together, or sour cream or even guacamole. The other two sides should be gently folded up. Enjoy!
For any questions on this DIY feel free to ask! More DIYs coming your way!

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SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE IT

“Serves 5-6”

That’s just a suggestion, right?

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Posted: 2 years ago - With: 459,588 notes - Reblog

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